Last updated: January 2025
The One-Minute Version
Don't be a jerk. Don't break the law. Have fun. If you use our games, you agree to these highly sophisticated legal terms.
The Actual Rules
By playing our games, you agree that:
- You're old enough to make questionable decisions (13+ years)
- You won't sue us when you realize what your friends really think of you
- You understand our games are for entertainment, not therapy
- You won't hack, exploit, or otherwise break our stuff
- Your moral bankruptcy is your own responsibility
Content Warning
Our games contain humor that may be offensive, disturbing, or cause you to question your friendships. Play at your own risk.
Liability
We're not responsible for:
- Ruined friendships
- Existential crises
- The realization that you'd do terrible things for money
- Your group chat never being the same
Changes to Terms
We can change these terms whenever we want. We probably won't, but we could.
Contact
Got a problem? That sounds like a you problem.